Tuesday, October 2, 2012

A Letter To The Girls Who Steal Boyfriends

You know, I really don't like you. I didn't like you the moment you walked in the door and put your eyes on him. You looked at him up and down and you knew what you wanted. You watch his eyes dance over me time after time, weekend party after weekend party. Every time we said "I love you" you wanted to just pry that apart. Every party: "Hey can I get you a drink?" with a wink. How cute of you. You hated that he loved me. And the saddest fact of all is it was just a game to you. You toyed and played and laughing and flirted not only in front of me, but behind my back. You little .. let's save the word I wanna use. (By the way, it's bitch.) How dare you? How dare you come onto him? I have despised you ever since.

Until I got over it. Now I just feel sorry for you. I spent so long, so long, being mad at you and I kinda forgot I should be mad at him too. If that didn't happen, if you weren't such a whore, if none of it ever happened, my life would not be what it is now. If I had stuck to plans of marriage, kids, acting old before I was old, it would all be different. In all of this though, I am the one who came out on top. Maybe now that I have a clear mindset, I should thank you. You saved me. I still don't really like you, but thank you.
Suck it.


If you have ever had a girlfriend come onto your boyfriend, be smart about it. I know you want to hit her. I know you want to tell her what you think. But it's true, it takes two to tango. And if your boyfriend ever loved you at the end of the relationship, her tandalizing games would be irrelevant. He would see right through her games and come straight to your arms only. That's what you do when you love someone. Your boyfriend will think other girls are hot. And if you don't believe that, you're crazy. It inevitable and human nature. You know you've seen another guy and thought "Daaaamn." Please. It doesn't mean you love your boyfriend less. You're human! But the difference is when he takes a good, hard look at you, and her. Think "sure. she's hot. but my girl is amazing. and i love her." And simply goes on about his day.

The girls who come onto guys with girlfriends are just as pathetic and attention seeking as the guys who fall for these girls. And if you are one of those girls reading this, taking pride in your "homewrecking" capabilities, you really need to get a hold of yourself. Just because you can't get a guy on your own, doesn't mean you should go tempting one who is committed. Find a guy who will notice these girls, appreciate their looks, but knows what he has in you. Find one that simply just goes on about his day.


ps. Real men can't be stolen.